I think McDonald's puts low levels of cocaine in all their food.
The Big Gulp is a modern marvel.
Buff women are gross.
I hate spiders.
I love kittens. But I hate cats.
I'm an average texter.
Pubes is a funny word.
Sierra Mist is just Slice renamed.
Facebook, Google, and Apple will merge in 30 years to become SkyNet.
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