How many monkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ANSWER: I find this question completely ridiculous. Come on, I live in the South. Anything even remotely supporting the theory of evolution is completely unacceptable. I would say said monkey(or monkeys) wouldn't make it near the socket, much less make an attempt at screwing in the bulb, before being shot or lynched. It's sad to say, but old Uncle Jimmy sure doesn't want any of that scientific mumbo-jumbo poisoning young Betsy Lou's good Southern Baptist education.
Greetings from Earth,
Jim
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