Question:

Who killed Kennedy?

ANSWER:

This one's quite the bombshell. I did some heavy research, payed off the right people, and tea-bagged a ninety-two year old woman to get this information. It may shock you.. but the man who killed JFK is none other than... LORD ZED. Yes, that's right. The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' arch nemesis, Lord Zed. The Rangers tried to thwart the attack, but Zed released one of his monsters loose on Angel Grove. Seeing as how the Power Rangers never bothered to protect anywhere besides their beloved hometown, they were completely distracted. This was a colossal failure for both the Rangers, and the Fox Network. Needless to say, the episode never aired. Shortly after, Fox made the call to Zordon and the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers were canceled. The network changed to Power Rangers: Zeo, replacing most of the original cast.

Greetings from Earth,

Jim